Yesterday was a good day. Hung out with some of my favorites and even convinced them to go into Camouflage with me :)

While in there I got my friends boyfriend a birthday gift… penis suckers and some lube… bahahahhaah. I hope he appreciates the gift. I doubt it tho. I think it is genious

that is all

yesterday after picking up ivan and before drinking we went on a hunt to find the geocache that has west byrd’s business card. but they were removed :(

Last night was the fourth of july. All was fun and games until Kyle started drinking and felt another guy’s dick. Way to go kyle… way to go… lol

Last night was a good night. A night of fun. A night of watching Kyle go crazyyyy and a night of drinking.

waking up sucked. and now jose is gone. SADNESS

ps my brain hurts

Dear Mysterious Tongue Bruise,

Fuck you.

Love,

Sam

Yesterday was a productive day. After being forced to make this blog thing some friends came over. I tried strange asian alcohol… thanks tiffany, apparently failed at flirting, and watched the food network.

Thing things things. Lab lab lab. words…

Fucking kyle.

Today I was sitting in my big green comfy chair minding my own damn business when Tiffany decided to start talking to me. Usually this ends with giggles, watching terrible movies *cough The Human Centipede*, or well food. This time however, I was not so fortunate. Instead of being able to work on my homework in peace I was forced to create this horrific piece of shit in order to appease the Tiffany god. Well I hope she is happy.